Who Stole My Parachute Pants?

MC Hammer just performed...what?!?!? I'm not sure what's stranger, the fact that he showed up and performed at the VMAs for no damn reason or the fact that you could barely tell which of the dancers was Hammer. He should have at least rocked the parachute pants.

Another strange thing was the little "dance off" between Omarion and Diddy right before Hammer performed along with Luke shouting out some adlibs. Best part was the shots of celebrities with a very confused look when Diddy said, "The king of Miami..Luke!!" (Luke who?)