So just for fun I thought I'd post a string of drunken IM conversations that I had a while back during senior week. Not sure if I consider this a high or low of my social career. All of them took place in one night. do I remember them all?....no, but all I can say is that I stay busy when I'm drunk. if only I could look at my phone records for that night...

corporate killah: im so drunl
corporate killah: adnm retardsded
Friend: LOL
corporate killah: what day istint
Friend: what'd you do tonight dude?
corporate killah: \?
Friend: it's techincally wednesday
corporate killah: lol
corporate killah: oh my good
corporate killah: im so uhc and alchi
Friend: lol
Friend: where'd you go tonight?
corporate killah: dinner with so much sushi and wine
corporate killah: then played beiturt
corporate killah: then smoked
corporate killah: then went to a seniors patry
corporate killah: then smoked
corporate killah: then drank out of a pitcher
corporate killah: tehn partied
corporate killah: good deamn
Friend: lol
Friend: sounds like one hell of a night
corporate killah: so much frinkkin fn\
Friend: l

corporate killah: i'm so drunk
Friend2: haha
Friend2: good, good
Friend2: that's the way it should be
corporate killah: where r u/
Friend2: maryland
Friend2: unfortunately
Friend2: a basement
corporate killah: oh
corporate killah: that s so sad
Friend2: i know
Friend2: :-(
Friend2: and you're in willytown
Friend2: not much better off
corporate killah: we partin y so hard
corporate killah: when ru comine?
Friend2: saturday
Friend2: so i can sleep over, right?
corporate killah: yewah
corporate killah: ru lavin saturday
corporate killah: ?
Friend2: good lord
Friend2: get sober
Friend2: =P
Friend2: yeah, leaving saturday
Friend2: we can curl each other's hair
Friend2: and p

corporate killah: aghhhj
Friend3: ?
corporate killah: im so drunk motehr fumcer
Friend3: hahaa
corporate killah: god hlep me
Friend3: go drunk IM girls
Friend3: hahaha
corporate killah: i am
corporate killah: so sad
corporate killah: make me cry]
Friend3: dude
Friend3: whys that?
corporate killah: oh fuck me
corporate killah: i'm so tputpeid
corporate killah: /
Friend3: ?
corporate killah: lol]
corporate killah: my life is a joke
Friend3: dude, I will bback
Friend3: don't act so depressed
Friend3: you sound like Dahiaka
corporate killah: lol
corporate killah: dont sat such mea theamgs
corporate killah: ruck me
corporate killah: fucke me
corporate killah: fuck me
corporate killah: there

Friend4: you still at school ?
Friend4: whats your nickname ?
corporate killah: yes
corporate killah: rubber duckie
Friend4: ?
corporate killah: and i am o drunl
Friend4: eh?
corporate killah: dunb
Friend4: ha ha
corporate killah: serioustl;y
corporate killah: i'm doing sum,be shit right now
Friend4: ha ha
Friend4: uhh do i want to know aout this?
corporate killah: no
corporate killah: i'm druk talkin to ***
Friend4: tee hee
corporate killah: and she deoesnt know who i am
Friend4: i bet that's going well
Friend4: how is she?
Friend4: what/
Friend4: does she not recognize yoru sn?
corporate killah: no
corporate killah: lol
corporate killah: i;m so dumrb

Friend5: lol?
corporate killah: im so drunbka'
Friend5: join the club
Friend5: not me
Friend5: people at williams
corporate killah: oh...so sad
Friend5: were you at the susie h party?
corporate killah: hellz yeah
corporate killah: suzie si my sisdter
corporate killah: sister
corporate killah: mother
Friend5: eric...i don't think that's true
corporate killah: proalla nbot
corporate killah: but oh well
Friend5: so it was fun, i take it?
corporate killah: hellz uyeahs
corporate killah: lool

Friend6: hey
corporate killah: yizzo
Friend6: wait, who is this?
corporate killah: lol
corporate killah: its a crazy word;d
corporate killah: world
Friend6: 'tis
corporate killah: let us trip the rainbow fantastic]
Friend6: sounds thrilling
corporate killah: yes, the hawaiian winds are quite nice
Friend6: not much right now though
corporate killah: as are the worlds of williams
corporate killah: but they are nice
corporate killah: adn cool
corporate killah: and soothing
Friend6: brah
Friend6: whatchu talkin?
corporate killah: talkin the world
corporate killah: life
corporate killah: crazy stuff
Friend6: you stay drunk or what
corporate killah: stay livin
corporate killah: thats what i say
Friend6: haha
corporate killah: i know you get it like that
corporate killah: the irish know their shit
Friend6: YEAH they do
corporate killah: bailey's and som ecrasy shti
corporate killah: so do the russians
Friend6: da russians?
corporate killah: yeah i love all colors
Friend6: yes, me too
corporate killah: red, white, green blue, purple gold, yellow, blue
corporate killah: and blue
Friend6: orange
corporate killah: and brwomn
corporate killah: letst no forget the browns
Friend6: oh yes
Friend6: right
corporate killah: adnt eh whites
corporate killah: and they collge of rainbows
Friend6: haoles?
corporate killah: i mean collage not college
corporate killah: fuck college
Friend6: kay
corporate killah: its no good for the health
Friend6: true dat
corporate killah: yes, i am the oracel fo truth
corporate killah: ask me anythgun and i speak the rteiht
corporate killah: trith
corporate killah: truth
Friend6: whats your name
corporate killah: iam the oracle
Friend6: bullshit
Friend6: what am i wearing
corporate killah: i dont do that kind of crasy stuff\
Friend6: but youre the oracle
corporate killah: putt you probablyy have a flower in your ear
corporate killah: crasy hawaiian girl
Friend6: hahaha
Friend6: nah brah
corporate killah: i speak the truth on life!!!!
corporate killah: life!!!
corporate killah: not trivial shit like that
Friend6: what the fuck
corporate killah: and i aint yo brah
corporate killah: i'm the oracle!!!
Friend6: okay
Friend6: sure you are
corporate killah: i'm the oracle!
corporate killah: ask me!!!!
Friend6: what?
corporate killah: nything about life?
Friend6: whats the meaning
corporate killah: the meaning change swith every being but it all revolves around one thing
corporate killah: me.
corporate killah: love
Friend6: shit
Friend6: we are doomed
corporate killah: i know
corporate killah: the world is cursed
corporate killah: but if you recognise that fate
corporate killah: then all i good
corporate killah: cause i am teh infinite
Friend6: okay
corporate killah: of all things
Friend6: shoots, we're doomed
corporate killah: dont patronize me
Friend6: not
corporate killah: i lthinks so
Friend6: nope
corporate killah: oh
corporate killah: well i guess i misjudges the hawaiians
corporate killah: so hwo is life?
corporate killah: though i already knwo since i am the ORACLE!!!!!
corporate killah: i think she is ignoring me
corporate killah: so sad
corporate killah: :'(\
corporate killah: ?
Friend6: what?
Friend6: sorry
Friend6: i am not hawaiian
corporate killah: u arent?
corporate killah: naw
Friend6: no
corporate killah: that is a lie
corporate killah: wha