An Open Letter to Dave Boyer (a working draft)

Dave,

You suck at life and your vendetta against me becomes more obvious every day. It's sad when a security officer gets on such a power trip and has to take it out on students who actually make some meaningful contributions to the campus. I've tried to be reasonable and adult about everything you've done to me, but I think this has gone past the point of anything reasonable. Please, go ahead and sanction me again. What the fuck do I care Dave, especially since you are completely off-base? Do you know what I say Dave? Go fuck yourself. It's sad, but I hope someone goes to the hospital because your fuckin' power trip made it impossible to plan any real parties on this campus. Fuck you.

This is just bad karma...